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Well the news is out – the scenes are set – one member of the Sussex duo has “fled the UK” (apparently from old friends & family this is what RMM does when things get tough) leaving Harry to clear up her mess. Yes I claim it as HER mess, as she was the one who pushed for the engagement, pushed for a very QUICK wedding, (which she didn’t pay a penny for – not even her wedding dresses). And so the end of their “Reign as the Worst behaved Royal couple” comes thankfully to an END, here’s a recap of some of the mistakes bloopers definite & deliberately anti-protocol behaviours they have done.
1. The engagement Video : Megraine failed utterly to let Harry say a WORD! She clung to him with one hand then both hands then flailed herself all over the sofa & Harry basically HIDING the ACTUAL ROYAL – this was the indication of how Megraine would behave for the rest of the time whilst in the Royal Family.
2. Tiara-gate : Oh my! Such shouting & screaming was heard, Harry who is known for his temper (he took up boxing to help him cope with it – Diana used kick boxing) screamed at the staff “WHAT MEGRAINE WANTS MEGRAINE GETS”. HMTQ actually then said “Harry NO, Megraine will get WHAT I THINK IS APPROPRIATE & WHAT I WANT”. (*Harry mutters something under his breathe whilst Megraine has yet another hissy fit no doubt*). I mean, how could anyone be SO RUDE? A twice married, twice divorced woman in her late 30’s demanding her future grandmother in law, who happens to be the head of a HUGE Family Firm & is QUEEN of the UK & Commonwealth, has Megraine no shame?
3. The Virgin white ultra bright wedding : We tried to give Megraine EVERY consideration – but for a woman who claimed to be a “famous Actress” she had no actual long term friends attend her wedding. Instead she sent invitations to the A class celebrities – no doubt with a message of “You come & support me & I will help you along your way” or something – I mean, would you attend a wedding of a total stranger, especially if you had never met them, and weren’t a “plus 1” to someone who did? Harry’s best friends from childhood were also few & had invitation only to the Wedding not to the reception.. Harry is already losing his friends.
4. The Walk down the Aisle : Well we had Tiara-gate, then followed by no-daddy-gate, no-family-gate, utter humiliation of a father who was unwell but had tried to show his now rather frosty daughter that he was in fact getting ready to walk her down the aisle only to find the poor man had “committed a double faux pas in having press photographers at a men’s clothing store showing him trying on clothes suitable as Father of the Bride – except poor love – he had NOT RECIEVED AN INVITATION!
5. The Trip on the Royal Train Fiasco : HMTQ thought Megraine might learn some things if she took her on a visit. Now, let’s be very clear about this. Megraine had been given lists of what to do, say & NOT do when in HMTQ’s presence along with the details of what to wear when WITH HMTQ. Megraine had also been offered training to walk, talk & sit like a Royal – which she kind of threw out along with the people who tried to help her. No one does anything better than Megraine no doubt. But, Even when with HMTQ she failed to understand that the aid saying “HM will be wearing a HAT = YOU NEED TO WEAR A HAT. ) no stockings or tights, her messy hair parted in weird zigs with no zags, her constant clawing at Harry, ignoring people, forcing children to hug her (*vomit* Poor child will need therapy for life)
6. The Queen’s secret signalling : I DO feel sorry for HMTQ, having Megraine on the Royal Train which Megraine didn’t really care about (no doubt she’d prefer to have flown by helicopter, plane or gone up in a large limo) HMTQ tends to use the train for ALL her long journeys in the UK. (Including going to Sandringham & Balmoral!) as it runs on bio fuel and she has everything she needs from a bed to a meal or even a desk to work at.
During this trip with Megraine not long after the marriage you could see during the time they were seated the Queen rubbed her eyes, used her pinky finger to show she was feed up by the babbling of the newly minted Duchess & looked everywhere but at Megraine who looked like she’d been pulled through a bush backwards. Her hair & weaves? & Wig? was chaotic.
I’m stopping here as this is a very long piece! Will continue in another session!
KitKat2Cats meandering thoughts 