The Toxic And Tiresome Harkle Countdown Trip Review

As the world turns it’s back on the “Elitists” who think they should have everything they want & not work for it. I wonder how much longer the public will allow MEME’s obvious prejudicial behaviour continue before someone really shuts them down?

Regardless it isn’t going to be enough or speedily dealt with, which only ensures that the public’s “craw” is being yet again forced to eat their “woke & liberalist CRAP”. Don’t get me wrong – a TRUE liberal is something to be achieved – hard work & dedication to family & others to ensure a balance, along with real compassion, care, and control; with the freedom to speak your mind & at times when you have something REALLY IMPORTANT to say & be heard – is how I see a liberal.

This idea of putting up claptrap words with appalling grammar, spelling mistakes; – Markle should be writing in English UK if she wants to remain a Duchess; – (such a title unbecoming on a True American so I have been led to believe), and over worked pointless “tag” words, loaded with pontificating drama & her everlasting “Word Salads” only goes to show how far away from the truth, and actual reality of life Markle has always been & it is getting worse.

Thankfully we only have a few more days left to have to deal with this – or so we all hope – but sadly the truth is we will never be free from Markle’s daily / hourly slimy stupid posts on social media. For the world’s sanity someone SHUT THE WRETCHED WOMAN DOWN!

A Boffin's avatarHarry Markle ~ Traditional British Pro-monarchy Satire!

We all knew the Sussex duo would have a few tricks left up their sleeves when they arrived back in the UK for their final engagements as working members of the RF, but when we look back at their ‘work’, how much of it was really work, or were they stepping stones for their plans? However, any plans have been railroaded, first by The Queen (or her aides) who have not given in to the dastardly duo’s demands, the lack of love from the public (there’s little support for them), and to top it all the Covid-19 outbreak which has the world on a partial lockdown. No one could have anticipated the effect of coronavirus or planned for it with air travel virtually halted, any public or large gatherings banned, and social distancing is the new buzzword where everyone is encouraged not to hug, kiss, or touch others to limit…

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My quick reply regarding the Video “documentary” of Markle escaping the crown.

Ok it’s not easy to access this documentary and now the company Vice have removed the trailers (not all of course you can see the 1 minute of bile spewed out) – and to be honest I am not all that certain I could sit and listen to much more than the trailer. So how do I see that snippet – if that’s the manner in which the Pity Party Whinge AGAIN is going then 1 minute of it is ENOUGH!

MM wanted to be Queen. In one sentence she says she KNEW NOTHING about the BRF but looking at her entire life it has been always about her , her adoration for Diana, her dream to become a Princess. This is WHAT SHE WANTED. But, she wanted it all HER way – not the way our RF has worked for centuries.

It isn’t as stuffy & snotty as people are making out – HMTQ has a wicked sense of humour & the best gifts at Christmas are the most goofy ones – MM WAS TOLD ALL OF THIS – so what did she do? Went out & spent thousands on a shawl for HM. MM was asked to participate in learning the same rules that Catherine has had to learn – these people are the very heart of the UK’s soul, so it’s really not amusing to see someone blatantly refuse to wear tights/stockings, to not cling on to Harry like a limpet, to learn a bit of humility – but no, MM wanted it all to be about HER. So it is. Any “documentary” coming from the Sussex Camp is going to be based on 3 things :

Card no 1 : Racism

Card no 2 : Victim

Card no 3 : Diana

All have been abused & frankly I think HM would do best to remove all titles & the pair be as they are Mr & Mrs Wales. If MM REALLY LOVES HARRY THAT IS HOW TO SHOW IT.

Meghan making Harry ill?

March 2020 Looking back before the end.

Well here we are – the last month of Performing Seals by Harry & Meghan. Let’s have a look at what the past 12 months have been like – and what they tell us about going forwards.

Harry has lived with money, but has been brought up to almost “ignore” it along with the many nights of being on the streets of London with Diana & William have put a “line” “in his head” which he knows he should not cross. MM pushes Harry around by using his mothers death -picking parts of it & telling him to “relive it” as if she was a counsellor, the deliberate “picking a scab” from Harry’s life before and after the death of his mother – we can see how she is really responsible for the “Festering Wound” that Harry talked about in his pity party Interview in Africa. Megraine has manage by constantly going over these little details to make Harry a total wreck & he cannot see it as he’s “inside” her control. This is for a Narcissist exactly how their victim should be.

Each day that passes makes me more concerned FOR our wonderful Royal Family with this duo parading around as if they own the world. We have seen how Meghan thinks of “Style for herself” and many of us are almost “begging” to be a stylist for her! After Africa we saw some of the outfits worn by Markle couldn’t have been much worse, how on earth does she think she really looks GOOD? Do they not posses a mirror? I wouldn’t be caught DEAD in such a gruesome pieces (my mind flits back to the earth coloured NYLON “long shirt-dress” to the mosque with a scarf on her head & hair all over the place – not to mention the amount of cleavage showing.

Then we move to Harry – not a real bow tie but a clip on one it shows how little respect he has for anything. But then, MM couldn’t tie a bow tie could she? Something that Catherine doe with ease & I suspect a bit of joy, knowing her husband will be looking the best possible when representing the RF and our Monarch Queen Elizabeth II.

The gurning Duchess without a hat hair in a mess on her trip on the Royal Train along side HMTQ. Is this the face of a newly married 36yr old woman?
You are correct to think it looks slightly hideous in the gurning grin is it in pain or is she laughing? She was sitting next to HMTQ, who had brought out her handkerchief to form a barrier between HM & this woman.

Grandparents can be and often are very wise, and in both cases the two boys asked their grandfather about the woman they have chosen to marry – PP seemed happy that William had taken time to allow Catherine to learn how it feels to be a member of the RF & that William was settling in with Catherine, she had managed to ignore the paparazzi & has since been rarely caught out of the RF Protocols and has done nothing but grow into her role – supporter of her husband and of the RF.

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the sh*t coloured NYLON shirt dress MM wore in Africa to visit a Mosque. Totally unfitting for such a visit as her hair was all over the place & her cleavage. Such lack of respect is what the public sadly expect from MM

Social Media can be the best and also the very WORST of opening up about members of the BRF. Harry has claimed that “Social Media is bad for us” and I can absolutely agree with him. It DOES cause problems with our health! It is perfidious in nature which is probably WHY Meghan loves it since her nature is the same.

HMTQ gives Meghan a wonderful treat in Chester 2018

Angered by lack of “obedience” & no intimate gestures back from Charles, Megraine went to work on William who is the brains in the current RF. He rebuffed the ghastly woman and had previously (with Prince Philip) asked Harry if he was really certain about this engagement. After all not only had Megraine tried it on with his brother & his father, she then leaked “information of William cheating on Catherine” blatant lies which went around society at speed, “Will cheats on Kate?” Megraine thought she had got through to both William & Catherine, totally unrecognising the amount of TRUE LOVE that William and Catherine have for each other, along with the fact that they actually talk to each other like a “normal couple”

What MM CAN NOT understand at all regardless of the number of times it is explained to her, the Queen’s role is NOT a voting arena, It is NOT like a Prime Minister or President & MM claiming NOT to know this only makes me wonder if the lady doth protest too much…. Along with can she really be that stupid? No, MM does KNOW which is why she made a play for both the next heirs to the throne. Camilla saw her off from Charles, William & Catherine stood together very much in union showing MM she was actually less than a slug under foot.

MEME wants more

MeMe Megraine MM has from day 1 of her “Career as an actress” (which was/is a failure having never been higher than a very low grade D class actress) has used men with money & status to become “famous”.

Prince Harry wasn’t really the target! Sadly Harry was just her way into the BRF. MM wanted to destabilise William & Catherine’s marriage (MM tried via “claims that Prince William had an affair”) also turned into a major fail as most of us are aware that William would NEVER CHEAT on Catherine.

Angry that her attempt failed with him, MM “courted” Charles and guess who came and hit her on the nose! Camilla! (No wonder we see Catherine & Camilla laughing together!)

In an effort to find ways to get more money and get more fame, Megraine has destroyed her own image and made Prince Harry look terribly weak. Sadly it wasn’t very difficult to break Harry using methods most of us would be ashamed to do. Manipulation of the mind by constantly telling him to look back at his “poor mother”, that the Royal Family had never supported Diana and that it doesn’t support her, that the Royal family are evil, uncaring and it’s only safe to be with herself Megraine.

Having cut off Harry’s lifelong friends and removed Harry from what he knew and what his life has been by ensuring the “break from” the Royal Family, along with taking Harry away and basically hiding both Harry & “Archie”, it comes as no surprise to see or hear that Harry is struggling. Suddenly Harry has nothing to do, no Royal Duties, no patronages close by, and really no reason to get up in the morning we can see that Harry’s life has changed drastically and not necessary for the better.

It’s very easy to break a person with a memory from a young age of a sudden death. Not surprisingly MEME MM felt she might be better off with titles but no Royal Duties, in the hopes of pushing the BRF to offering her the “Same deal she had been offered before marriage”

Oh No Mrs Wolf your eyes are too big & your appetite for notoriety, for being “world Famous” and for overall being a World Dominant female ready to take on any role offered poor MEME Megraine has basically shot herself in the foot.

It also seem that the British Royal Family have cottoned on to Megraine’s lack of compassion regarding her husband, her rude behaviour and this awful desperation to be in the media every day regardless of good or bad.

HMTQ obviously is more than aware and as such the Royal family have made extensive overtures to Harry (but NOT to MEME Migraine) enabling Harry the choice of being able with no serious consequences to come home when Harry needs his family.
Aware that her importance is less “worldly” than what she actually thinks it is, along with the fact Hollywood actors have worked hard to get where they are. Everyone can see that MM has merely married men to “pave her way” to being a “Star” (in her own eyes!). Hollywood “Royalty” don’t want a cable TV actress mingling with them, having checked out her acting, then checked out her “desires” she has been found desperately lacking in manners & all things needed for any role bar the one most directors have given to her – all with the same theme of petty low acting for sex.

MM probably earned more on a yacht than in her acting career and anyone with open eyes can see MEME MM for what she really is – a gold digging Machiavellian Narcissist with some serious issues of abusive behaviour. Having now completed the last of her duties to HMTQ, Commonwealth and UK, many of us now feel the sooner MM has flown out the better. We can’t handle this fake person who always wants MORE than anyone else.

The Countdown To The End Of Sussex Royal ~ The Endeavour Awards 2020

The Endeavour Awards showed Markle had “actually thought” a little about her outfit, just not quite enough thought of it. Her shoes for the very FIRST time since joining the BRF ACTUALLY Fitted! (I know SMALL victories!) and the colour – aqua blue was really lovely – pity it had never been part of her black/navy staple clothes before. And that sadly is where the victory ends.

Dress whilst a lovely colour was about 2 sizes too small. Being poured into a dress even wearing spandex & lacy (?) G-string (VPL!) isn’t quite the right look for a Royal. Then there were no stockings/tights, no jacket – it was VERY cold that night (we had frost here!) the dress clung to every part of Markle’s body showing that she had still not lost the weight she had gained during her *cough splutter* “pregnancy”. It’s 10months why hasn’t she TRIED? Instead we see her face has had a lift, looks a bit Botox’d as well, her new veneers first seen in January are overly white & overly too BIG for her mouth making it physically hard for her to actually SHUT her mouth without putting a very weird look on her face. Her boobs (another “new set” were squashed with the spandex & tight fitting bodycon dress, which wasn’t pleasant to look at, however, the worst part of it all was the zip from neck to about 6″ from the bottom of the dress. This zip did NOT want to stay where Markle wanted it to. (or perhaps she enjoyed flashing more leg – who knows).

Harry can’t get away as Markle pushes in front yet again & Harry’s left holding the brolly whilst Markle takes the lead as if she is the real royal!

But the dress rode up and Markle had to keep on pulling it down here, there & up her rear – seriously “Come on Harry” (a “varied song frm the old days “Come on Eileen by Dexys midnight runners could well have been sung as the zip had by now really worked it’s way between her buttocks = and SUCH BIG ones they were.

In between the arrival & departure we were given views of the underwear lines, Markle pushing in front of Harry on arrival to sign the visitors book, later grabbing Harry & pushing him sideways putting him off balance making certain she was address by the oh so BIG title (which by 1st April will no longer be) and after making a speech of word salad where the press honed in on her face – which well -how do you explain? it was a mess, eyelash glue blobbed everywhere, so many layers of brown eyeshadow were starting to all “run together”, you could see the pores on her nose and the amount of foundation & lightener was enough to fill a few decorative holes before painting.

Markle’s Make up was somewhat Over The Top, having flown in her “Make up Artist” for this event Business or First Class! See the eyelash glue the defined ^ on each eyebrow, the layers of foundation & massive use of lightener under her eyes

With her too big teeth & her newly practiced “copies” we were given Markle’s attempt to show the world that she is indeed the actually new embodiment of Princess Diana. Her Eyes as wide as a rabbit in the car lights, her head slightly tilted, looking up and across along with trying to keep her lips together made in fact the entire attempt equal to that of a kitten rolling around playing the fool with catnip.

The Halo effect done by Markle’s editing team – her fans say this is a wonderful picture & we all think it may be their Xmas card this year!

Then the Markle push-you-me-first occurred leaving Harry off balanced & looking as if it was either a fall to the floor OR a semi-curtsey to his wife… Harry’s gait was “tripped” & without a care in the world Markle sally’s forth ignoring the looks of people there who were frankly stunned that she felt it was her who needed to be 1st – in fact in every instance where she SHOULD be behind Harry, Markle pushed him aside & went first. Harry can’t “control her actions” She is a classic Machiavellian Narcissist with control issues – Markle really thinks that she is now equivalent to the Queen!

Diana Princess of Wales

The umbrella stunt was well thought out however, it was over done & it showed that this WAS yet another subterfuge in Markle getting herself front & centre for all of the press. Harry looked depressed for the entire time Markle was within 10ft of him & TBH I would be too. But there is a silver lining to all of this. The press have been getting shot after shot of Markle’s behaviour for the very few days she was required in the UK for her “duties” *(her identifying with slavery one moment & Higher than G-d the next).

It has meant EVERY time she has made a mistake, a step too far not just the press, but the UK people & more importantly HMTQ’s advisers & herself are now able to see exactly how Markle behaves in a less than correct manner for a member of the BRF. So everyone keep up the good work pass your feelings on, visit twitter, Tumblr, IG, WordPress, YouTube & make your comments known as each comment regarding her behaviour from the straight forwards LIES to the “hidden agenda” Markle has done will be another nail in her coffin & another £ removed for the “Divorce” handshake (when rather than if).

A Boffin's avatarHarry Markle ~ Traditional British Pro-monarchy Satire!

The Sussex game show continued on 5 March, 2020 and the duo as usual didn’t disappoint with a few stunts here and there. What we got was a staged pap shot, an inappropriate out of season outfit, a rent-a-crowd cheer, MM pushing in front of Harry and signing the visitor’s book first, Harry fluffing his lines (this time so badly he had to start over), MM’s visible underwear lines, a few boos, the usual inappropriate PDAs, the awkward and clashed greetings in a line up, Harry desperately using his ‘military career’ to attempt some kind of bond with the audience, MM claiming they were working hard in Canada watching videos of the nominees, a couple of excited sugary Royal Reporters who can’t tell the difference between a jeer or a cheer, and to top it all as the duo departed they were serenaded by a derogatory drunken chat.

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Is The Queen’s PR Playing A Dangerous Game With The People?

Hmm, These silly stories in crappy “papers” (Sun, Mirror, Mail, Metro et al) hold no water with me, so pointless to comment on them really. However, it does bring up the “what about Harry” issue.

Should Harry return to the BRF what exactly will he face? No way will he last more than a couple of months with the public’s feelings as they are at the moment – being booed isn’t nice. Should Harry wish to return to “Royal life” I suspect he will actually go to Africa for about 5 years working on the conservation & Protection of elephants, Rhino, Big cats etc. Not only will this give Harry the life he really thought he would have with MM – (Oh Harry She’s Markled Everyone, but you are the cuckoo in the nest) – or should that be with Chelsy? Doing good out of the eye of cameras and journalists. Coming back to the UK for the odd Family affair – Weddings, Christenings, funerals, Easter, Xmas, TTC (or even less). Harry would then have had time to sort out his feelings, learn to have a hippo hide, & possibly write a book/journal on conservation in Africa giving him a little edge into the UK’s minds.

Whatever happens &WHENEVER it happens, Harry’s bolthole is AFRICA, unlike Markle Harry is quite happy mucking in, sleeping in a tent, & generally living less OTT than with MM. Harry has made a massive mistake with his choice of bride who sadly will never give him what he really WANTS! But it would be foolish to think he can just return to the “fold” even HE knows that, & whilst MM bolts to Canada, Harry will head to Africa & quite probably stay there until he dies as a ripe old Prince in his 100’s!

The Harkle Hustle

Another brilliantly clear piece by A. Boffin on the harrymarkle wordpress site. I am in the process of writing up a “monthly” view but falling behind due to the number of changes the Markles are dishing out as well as various other bits of news re these two!

The Thinly Disguised ‘Sussex’ Tantrum And Retaliation Statement

Clear and Simple details from A. Boffin. Having read through H&M’s post I have to say I am more angry than I was before about the manner in which the 2bit actress is trying to ensure she is the most important person in the world – which we know is NOT the case. Someone needs to go and stick a pin in her overinflated ego or she might float out of the sky! You can see it wasn’t written with Harry whatsoever, by the way it’s written it’s all about “ME MEME Megraine” Prince Harry only comes in thanks to his birthright which MEME Megraine is trying to start a new life on!

It beggars belief that anyone can think this statement will be read and agreed by anyone other than someone needing a lobotomy. If this is how MEME Megraine is going to continue her life, then I think the men in white coats need to go and get her & Harry as soon as possible – as it worries me to think of Harry’s mental state when pushed by MEME Megraine with every little thing she’s done (His Mother’s favourite perfume to their FIRST MEETING!)

Slap stick Comedy or lost the Plot?

It looks as if MM has totally lost the plot – why/how? I don’t really know other than she is hellbent on blaming everyone within a nautical mile of herself. So far we have heard that Megraine has called the photographer to a particular place & time & Megraine seems to be very happy even though the “load” was unbalanced, she found the lens, eyes straight into them & on came a smile – not quite the biggest smile with her new glow in the dark veneers – but wide enough to say to people who look at that photo – yeah that’s Megraine doing WHAT with a WHAT? If, as she has now declared the photographers were in the bushes, or that she & the “child” were in danger & this wasn’t an agreed photoshoot (She will say anything it seems to get Harry all worked up), then why do the 2 security men :
1. Both remain a fair distance apart
2. Were wearing hats, but as M got close to the photographer had to take them off
3. If she truly was in danger shouldn’t they have got 1 in front with no doubt a gun & told the interlopers to lie on the walkway and round up the terrible threats to Megraine.
More interestingly is the fact the path was a public one at that – Megraine can’t understand that a PUBLIC PLACE IS EXACTLY THAT other people will walk along it/sit nearby as in Wimbledon (she can’t ever attend that again!) MM has to learn she is no longer a person of actual interest. Photo’s will be taken & sold without her knowledge & permission – but you cannot take on an entire world 1:7.8Billion people!

Prince Harry is silent – which if this were true, he would have backed her up. So today Fri 24th Jan 2020 newspapers around the world are split between the new Corona Virus spreading very quickly out of China (Although WHO hasn’t yet declared it as endemic/epidemic/world disaster) & the fact that the ex royal, ex actress is now suing Canadian papers for taking photographs of her – which are those with the dreadful handling of a papoose, ?child? more like hanging a doll there.

There is life after Megraine, it’s just very hard to see it since rather than being quiet she is out & about & blaming the world on anyone & everything..

This behaviour regarding MM is really worrying. I worry/think that both Harry & “Archie” are in danger from this mad woman who is today blaming Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh who is 98 years old and considered to be an elderly frail man. Prince Philip attended the wedding of MM to Prince Harry, a month after having a hip replacement and joined HM Queen Elizabeth for the wedding. Thus if MM has met him it can only have been twice or maybe three times! MM has claimed that Prince Philip “Forced her out of the Royal Family”. Prince Philip WAS the backbone of the RF especially when it came to towing the line, bad behaviour, fights, family fights & indiscretions. However, Philip has for the past 2½years been a retired non working Royal, whom has taken pleasure at Windsor, Sandringham or Balmoral, having a little bit of retirement. To show he was NOT evenly remotely impressed by his grandson’s staggering behaviour he was actually driven away from Sandringham before Prince Harry arrived to have talks with HMTQ, Prince Charles and Prince William.

Thus, as soon as Megraine started off with Prince Harry our dear Prince Philip had already stood down to retire. How does this make him into a tyrant who makes MM leave the Royal Family? Prince Harry again is silent. I would expect Prince Harry to at least make some comment to cover his wife’s various verbal declaration, but, I wonder where & how Prince Harry really is.

Next MM named Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine as making MM’s time an “awful experience” yet MM frequently told the press how dreadful a mother Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine was, how MM would never dress her children as Duke of Cambridge William & Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine have, not to mention, the diet which MM declared loudly to be “terrible” as Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine allows her children to sometimes have a choice to pick what they want for their meal (is this really something to be concerned with? Don’t all parents at times just cook the favourite items their children like knowing that the children will be well fed & will probably be well behaved afterwards?! I am fairly certain I did this probably on a weekly basis!)

One reason for this could be a form of insane jealousy of what the Duchess of Cambridge has. It’s a long list of everything MM wants! Style, beauty, character, regal behaviour, tall, compassionate, 3 gorgeous children & is married to the second heir to the throne.

My personal opinion in a conclusion is that MM needs to be hospitalised for her own safety, & Prince Harry & “Archie” need to be brought back to the UK to be away from this vile warmongering Machiavellian Narcissist.

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