Last Ditch Appeal?
As the world was gradually trying to read what HMTQ Meant about the HRH titles (that the Sussex’s totally ignored signing off as Their Royal Highnesses on their website & Ig) Harry stands up at Sentebale event in the UK to give the most bizarre speech ever made to explain why the Sussex duo have “left the RF”. Nothing more than an advertisement for the “Sussex Brand” & a global “I love you MM”
The “speech” was obviously written with a LOT of help from his beloved wifey and as he delivers it he speaks like a 3yr old – “We didn’t want to leave” (I want my Mummy) We were FORCED OUT (Take that all you nasty Newspaper people) We WANTED to continue to server Her Majesty (*cough* since when did MM EVER uphold to Royal Protocols? “I wanted to continue to serve the Military” (I wanted to keep the special medals Granny gave me & I liked my various uniforms that the servants ensured were pressed to perfection & my boots were shinned until I could see myself in them – having a butler/assistant was SO good) “We will miss the UK which is MY BELOVED HOME” (*Snort* your wife never wanted to be in dreary UK, and TBH Harry dear you seem to have spent more time abroad that in the UK in the past 12months).
He continued with the misuse of the Diana Card (it’s WORN OUT HARRY EVEN your DAD is worn out about your Mother) The VICTIM card (learnt from MM, & played everywhere – also now too thin to use again) & the “We love each other” (Hmm from all reports almost from day 1 of the wedding you both scream at each other, have massive fights, live apart, and only seem to be together at engagements)
Seriously – this was a Charity you LOVED & CARED FOR AND CREATED Way before MM, & you could still be part of as it wasn’t a ROYAL Patronage per se – & you are still a prince – so WHY leave Sentebale? I got confused with the hints, tints & overall “pity me”, “cry for me”, “I NEED you to help me to be an HRH & A Royal again” talk & even though I have gone through it several times (and now read it) I did find myself “glazing over” as Harry continued his plea of “IT’s NOT FAIR” whinge.
Now Harry has flown to Canada to reunite with his Loving wife (*REALLY?*) & baby (WTF? That so called picture of her walking the dogs with a child hardly attached in a papoose – who also looked to be about 6yrs old and over 4 FEET LONG (Megraine is what 5’6″? So that means the floppy thing in her papoose is well over 4′ – how can an 8mth baby be so big? What did they feed him? Grow Bags?)

Megraine must be SO pleased to see her darling husband after being away from him for 10 days! But how will Harry feel about the fact she has taken to showing old pictures of herself in Canada – sadly failing to realise at the time she pretended to be on the Seaplane it is in fact CLOSED until MAY! Along with the fact she has been calling “Splash News” every time she has left wherever they are really living. Will Harry be happy to be “out of the British Paparazzi? LOL! There are very few things that this couple are similar on. So, we wait in anticipation of news of the D&DoSussex meeting up with their neighbours during this time of “settling into their new role as no longer Royals”. Really they should be called Mr & Mrs Wales – which is really all they are.