My tragic Life as a Royal

My tragic life as a Royal.

As many of you know my story is quite a sad one. My parents got divorced whilst I was still young and I had to shuttle between them to keep them both happy. Each one wanted my whole attention which as you dear reader, will understand is a difficult thing to do. Both wanted to know how much the other said they loved me, but I managed to channel that into “Money for Love”.

In addition to that, I was a young “woman of colour” a feminist, and a full time humanitarian. When I was 11 years old, I tried to write to Proctor & Gamble about how women shouldn’t be forced to wash dishes and that that job was really only suitable for a simple minded man. But my letter ended up at the proctologist’s and I had to submit myself to having examinations up my rear that I discovered were rather titillating and I used this knowledge to hook guys right left and centre. They (men – all of whom I have discovered are all very simple minded and couldn’t understand how much I could give them, from my magic boobies (that’s another story) to my love for sex in so many positions. I used this practical knowledge for my movies which apparently I did very well & I got loads of roles just playing the sex goddess!

Anyhow I digress. I knew I was made for bigger things in life and like many children dreamed of marrying a prince & becoming a princess so imagine my ABSOLOUTE horror when I found not only was I going to have to marry the ginger prince (who has a serious mental affliction that I am able to easily bend to my will), but I DON’T get to have the title Princess! I only got to be a Duchess! I mean, that is SO unfair. Then I got to understand that even having changed my religion, then I got confirmed (means I get to drink a bit of alcohol at Church boring Yawn) but of course I refuse to keep to the so called rules of being confirmed – I mean really you expect me to get on my knees and pray?! Get real! I only get on my knees to pleasure myself or get pleasured by a man – I haven’t found a woman good enough to respond to my incredible talent.. having done all of this – for all of this I wouldn’t get to be Queen of All EVER! I had hoped that I could make the sick thick Brits adore me & get voted up to being next in line, but even that was blocked.

I tried to get rid of the ginger whinger but the other was married and his wife (typical Brit tall ugly and posh) was on pregnancy number 3! WTF folk? She was REALLY carrying a REAL baby INSIDE HER! No WAY Was I going to do anything like that – – give birth in my voracious vagina? Who does that these days? I will make another woman carry the child & then pretend it’s my own. I can make certain my gingerboy does as I tell him just by denying him some of my “grace & favours”. I tried to break the marriage of “my new inlaws” as it was the only way to make certain I would be queen but somehow they saw through my ploy – somethine about being really in love (?who marries for love these days – we only marry to get ahead! I have never married for love it’s a waste of my time & resources look at how they look at each other ugh!) I even tried it with their daddy as it would mean I could be higher up than WaityKaty but his wife gave me a really hard time about him and even had a go at how I would never succeed how in breaking their marriage as I was nothing – honestly ME Nothing? Ha it’s laughable! He was too old (yeah I agree to them both being too old) so I had to side step him I mean it was only what 30 years between us?

Now I have made my ginger leave everything behind I had to make sure he REALLY “Loved” me (you dear reader know how I feel about that!) I really thought he would bolt back to his cosy little family and I had to plan the next stage of my divorcing ginger. But the twit actually gave it ALL up! He’s moved to LA with me & even though he’s unhappy I have a steady income from his daddy and his own trust fund. (I have managed to get ginge to give me some extra from his fund as I really wasn’t happy not living in a Royal establishment – although we never really moved to that ghastly cottage in Windsor – I can actually let you into a secret here – I don’t think it was wrong of me – but we never really converted that servants quarters for us to live in – I did have to pull gingers beard an awful lot to convince him it was for the best and we could stay in Soho House – Servants Quarters for ME? How ghastly of the granny to “give it as a wedding gift”! why couldn’t we have a pile like all the others have? Honestly, I was seriously affronted to be given a pile of crud that needed millions of dollars to convert it and it still wouldn’t be a decent home as it’s just a long narrow set of what these folk call “Cottages” there wouldn’t be a grand staircase for me to come down, or any secret panels to discover – I discovered some when in Buckingham Palace, ginge (I actually call him “H-aitch”) was kind enough (after some of my grace & favours) to take me around the old pile in London. I guess you could like live in it but it was really just a museum I would have knocked it down and built a snazzy new build with swimming pools, yoga studios, kindergarten school etc. that way we could all have fab apartments with all the modern requirements for a royal. But some people actually pay money to wander through some of the dusty, musty-smelling corridors & look at old pictures on the walls & coo over ancient beds tables chairs (Oh that’s a Queen Anne – what the fuck does that MEAN?) Could I sell it for some much needed cash? – apparently I could, but I got caught taking pictures in the private sectors of Buck P, Kensington (I wanted Diana’s apartments but they refused to let me have them) I mean come on, I am the next Diana – just look online at what my fans say!!

I hope you have enjoyed reading this chapter of my book all about ME – I will let you have some more once I have arranged my fee for letting this out of the bag!

“HRH-DOS-Megraine”

The Spiteful Sussexes Seeking Attention (Again)

It really is time that the media STOPPED putting anything about the Sick Sussex duo when it is a day that is an important ROYAL MEMBER’S DAY – Birthday’s, Wedding Anniversaries, Special Services anything that Buckingham Palace would NORMALLY direct All the BRF Members to NOT add any media to whatever Royal work is being done. Before MEME arrived, there was NEVER (SO RARELY it’s not made an impact) a clash of media in the way there is now. WHY do the Social Media sites online ADD this to their website? It’s really UNFAIR to whomever gets “shade thrown at them” by MEME-ALL-ABOUT-ME.
Why do I put this at her door? Before MEME arrived, if two royal functions did clash (bear in mind these engagements are booked beyond two years in advance to AVOID any clashes) then the most senior Royal’s engagement would be covered first, followed by the other. Since Harry knows this all too well, and has managed very well to not clash with anyone else, you have to look at “what’s new” – Well MEME is new – although TBH it feels as if she’s been here for decades as we have had SO much in the way of fake news, anything to blow up an engagement being covered by ANY OTHER Royal. Add in also that Harry knows far too well about the way things are done he also doesn’t really like social media (we are told?!)
How do we get this deliberately throwing her own oar in on EVERY occasion to stop? I think personally there is only one way. Titles removed – ALL including Prince from Harry. Absolutely NO funding paid by the UK/Commonwealth tax payer – these two are now just Mr & Mrs whichever surname you want to use – Wales was Harry’s all through life, so why Mountbatten-Windsor I really DO NOT KNOW.
I have heard that Prince Philip is absolutely furious that his name has been used by these two. I would go as far as thinking/saying even that Philip would never have agreed that this title family name would EVER be given to a 3 times married, ex-yacht girl, who advertised in her online blog (which none of us really knew about until she was “dating Harry”) that she is ready for sex, lots of sex, as in “Yes I AM OPEN for you to have SEX & Loads of it with me so long as you pay me”…. Along with her insatiably desire for money, fame, adoration and her lack of grace, manners, being polite, compassion or any other “worthy” trait and not a very good actress to boot. Prince Philip warned Harry – “one steps out with an actress one does NOT marry them”
Sadly, Harry failed to listen to his grandfather and has since then degraded not only himself but also some has been pushed on to the British Monarchy. Having lasted over a thousand years through ill wind & dreadful times today the monarchy is being rocked on a daily basis because of MEME-Megraine. There is only one way to stop this from continuing to cause rifts between the public and their Queen of 75 years – (ok there are probably three ways!)
1. Remove ALL titles (including birthright Prince)
2. Stop all funding – everything Charles you need to man up!
3. Force a divorce?
All I do know is I am sick to my core of seeing what MEME-Markle is doing with her immense fakery and by it detracting from the REAL WORKING Royals who even in this Crisis are quietly working away to try to help the UK in a time of Pandemic.

My 3 words to MEME? F. O. M /S. U. M/B. F. B. (that’s probably a hard one to work out – begone foul b..ch
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Survival of Covid-19

Think you have survived Covid-19?

Let’s take a look at what Quarantine has done for us all.

  1. The new “normal” hair style has grown, you have at least 4 inches of hair that was once tinted, coloured and looked amazing now it’s a mass of grey, white, and what once may have been brown but now looks only “Mouse”.
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The “I’ve been self isolating” hair style at the end of self isolation

2. No one really wants to leave home and start to go back to work via any form of transport as everyone much prefers working from home in our pyjama’s.

on the underground at home

3. The children now back to school are horrified that this is now their life again it had been so different being home schooled. Some “fortunate children” are still being home schooled as their parents discovered that they got the results needed by teaching at home.

We strarted out with the best of intensions….
Home schooling took on a few issues

5. You all carry a bottle of hand sanitiser some hand moisturiser and a bottle of water as your new “norm”

6. You have 16 weddings to attend in the next 3 months

7. You have “house meetings” on a weekly basis and even the animals attend it.

Cats trying to understand the 20second hand washing
The dogs faithfully attend even if it is nose to butt..
Even some cats are telling their staff what they want out of this

8. You feel lost when everyone has gone out from the house.

9. You find yourself in a queue at the post office and everyone is sticking to a one and a half metre to a two metre gap – social distancing now seems to be such a better way to stand in line, it also means you won’t get Mr R’s cold as he’s coughing over there.

10. Grocery shopping suddenly seems to be a terrifying incident as your unknown claustrophobia rears itself when there are over 10 people in the store and some are definitely not sticking to a one or two metre distance.

11. You discover the neighbours are the ones who bulk bought in toilet rolls as for Halloween they are using them to “decorate” their house.3soc09house & bogrollimagesM4IE08L3

The new “normal” is a list of what once would have been thought horrific but now feels almost cosy:

The New “Normals in life list”

  1. Hair ~ the “New Normal”
  2. Tying your hair up with a chopstick or anything grabbed from a kitchen drawer
  3. Your family all sport the same or very similar hair style and cut
Regardless of what it is made out of toilet paper is the lead selling item around the world

And Finally
As we all look out at the sunshine, some feeling really “Meh” “blugh” etc. Various other areas of the world are bargaining away
  1. You now own decent scissors to cut hair with
  2. The thought of going to a hairdresser now seems very extravagant
  3. Checking on YouTube for different styles and homemade colourants has become a monthly chance to feel inspired about changing hair styles.
  4. All of your family feel hair is best in 2 lengths very long for tying up or as your partner discovered shaved within a millimetre of the scalp feeling the freedom from the hair dryer
  5. Everyone is much less concerned about how their hair looks
  6. No one bothers with make up or even ironing their clothes – even the bedding hasn’t been ironed within an inch of it’s life.

Other New Normals:

cats worried about neighbours cough

  • We all are still hyper-alert to people coughing nearby
  • We’re still getting to grips with how NOT to scratch your nose when it itches
  • Everyone now takes themselves off to their bed room or the garden when feeling a tiny bit annoyed.
  • The “naughty step” has grown to be the “naughty stairs”
  • All the family feel happy to take time out on the stairs, as it gives them a very different viewpoint.
  • The street where you live has wash hand basins with soap & biologically fast compostable & degradable paper towels at every third home and you all stop at them and wash your hands before moving on.

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Different methods for drying hands

The air improved so much whilst in quarantine that the governments around the world (thanks to the billion or so letters, emails, signed petitions) now has new targets to meet in order to ensure these factories no longer are allowed to belch their fumes into the sweet air.

Churches attempt to put humour into Social Distancing

The art of letter writing and daily journals returns as a joyful way to pass time

Nine months after quarantine was lifted a million babies were born – all know termed as the “Covid-19 generation”

We all realise that we have gained a little weight….

gaining weight in covid-19
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hands touching face is now a taboo!
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I must NOT cough

Greta Thunberg no longer has a cause as the closing down of so many industrial factories has already wiped out the carbon footprint of Harry & Meghan’s constant use of private jets, the icepack is growing and we are heading for a new Ice Age.

poor Greta out done by a Virus (just like many others around the world!)

Despicable, Dangerous, And Deplorable ~ The Desperate PR Harkle Rebranding

Words utterly fail when you have to look at this past weeks ghastly attempts of pushing themselves into the media. The various efforts to look as if they are angelic by “delivering food packages” goes firmly down the drain when MEME Megraine decides that the footage from security cams is NOT good enough & tells her husband & her friends in the media to meet them down a silent road to “redo the walk” but this time with very clear stills. It failed epically as Harry didn’t wear the same trousers – they continued to go about their “task” so slowly I really pity the people who were waiting their food!

Add to the nausea of them repeating the day before, they actually failed even more when it comes to any form of PPE. To be honest if we “get told” next week that MEME Megraine has caught Covid-19 I won’t be surprised & I won’t actually believe it as so much of their “media” is packed full of lies…. Plus when you call Wolf so many times no one is ready to listen.

Harry must now realise that his life in LA is entirely dependant on MEME Megraine’s desires. That she will have contacted those in the media that she knows for every time they leave their “home” (exactly WHERE are they living? I think Soho House DTLA we all know how much MEME LOVES Soho House) & it’s possible that MA has also joined them in LA as he was rumoured to have joined them in Canada.

If Harry ever thought he was going to be free of cameras,  media vans or paparazzi he’s very short sighted. It makes me think that all of the time they were with the BRF and protected under their agreements with PA were barely scratching the surface of these two now they have to a country who seems to have no laws against privacy is once more counter intuitive

Timeline of Canada to LA to UK back to LA again only shows the number of lies fake stories & claptrap that MEME put up on the Ig Account (we all know it’s only ever been MEME using their Ig account as the text is always Americanised & the Grammar is SO bad to be cringeworthy) is yet another massive lie to both the UK taxpayers & the Canadian Mounties who helped to keep both Harry & Markle safe. Only to have MEME Megraine contacting the offices of “Splash” & other media enlightening them to where she will be walking with child & dogs, once more shows the total opposite sides of MEME who attacks the media with one hand & then oozes sickly smiles with the other. They left Canada secretly – everything about anything they do is “SECRET” yet another way of faking the truth & shoving out lies.

But once more only shows the behaviour equivalent to a 2yr old having a tantrum.

When you look at the personal accounts of those in the UK who are on the front line, those who have died, those who have raised an astonishing amount of money for the NHS, to have Harry jump on their wave & surf it makes me more than seasick. It’s yet again a total lack of originality & just pure desperation to look, sound & “be” in the moment, important & relevant -yet we all know that these two are despicable, irrelevant & their ongoing despotic attempts to remain annoyingly in our lives needs to be shut down.

Surely HMTQ & PC can see how ridiculous the behaviour of these two is? Since PC “had” Covid-19 he should also be telling his youngest son to shut up as Harry hasn’t a CLUE what it’s like anywhere in the world for those who have to care for or who have full blown Covid-19.

Ignorance is NEVER an excuse.

The Dawn Of A Marklesian Tragedy

The “Show Must Go On” is what matters most in Markle’s confused brain cells. it doesn’t seem to matter if anything she has her PR team put out is wrong, full of lies, totally irrelevant & hopelessly pathetic… MEME ALL ABOUT ME has not gone quiet during this horrendous pandemic – all she has done is complain! At which point, exhausted by her constant whining, pity party, victim illusion I honestly would be quite happy to slap her around the face with a month old smelly fish.

It seems Markle, unable to get any form of acknowledgement from the A list Celebs near where she is supposedly living (many of whom have donated several £/$ Millions to helping from charities needing food through to scientists needed more electron microscopes to try to find a working antibody to “stick to the Covid-19 Virus” rendering the virus null & void..

Markle just can not SHUT HERSELF UP! Pathetic stories from her “missing her Mum” (WTF She can phone her, even facetime with her, whereas some children HAVE LOST THEIR MOTHERS TO THIS VIRUS). Then  Markle’s Anguish as she’s “unable to make enough money to pay her bills” (Then STOP SPENDING ALL THE MONEY ON NONE ESSENTIAL ITEMS LIKE REPLCIA DIANA JEWELLERY THROUGH TO HAUTE CUISINE DRESSES THAT COST £/$ MAY THOUSANDS!)  and possibly the worst ever “We can’t celebrate our baby boy’s 1st birthday with all of our friends (Are you joking? I mean there are far more important things going on –

For Example: A Magnificent triumph such as  World War 2 veteran Captain Tom Moore who has raised £15 MILLION for the NHS, aged 99, & who will be 100 on 30th April – now THAT is a REALLY BIG BIRTHDAY & he can’t even go out for a meal!

Its not as if “Archie” will even remember this birthday in fact it’s still debatable that he exists, let alone have knowledge of where in the world he is! Along with hasn’t he already had his birthday as he looked 4 years old when strapped (um – no falling off due to a mockery of Markle again) to his “mother” on a well advertised walk with 2 security staff, 2 dogs & a child who looked more like a doll, wasn’t wearing a nappy/diaper, wasn’t actually strapped into the papoose & Markle had parts of him tied in place by the straps (was that meant to keep him safe? His hands would have turned blue if he was real if you examine his Right hand pulled up to Megraine’s neck wrapped around by one of the straps!) – Is this picture not proof of child endangerment?

How Meghan Markle is keeping fit in Canada with family walks in ...

In my opinion it wasn’t a real child, as a child that age (it was about half the height of Markle & should have weighed in at that size 23-38lbs (depending on age! 23lbs is for a 12 month…!) lets put that into something we can deal with 1 stone 6lbs (if he was 12mths) to 2stone 7lbs at 3yrs old) Regardless of age that child’s length, position, rigidity & absolutely NO movement all makes me think that it was NOT a real child – would you wind a strap around a child’s wrist and then pull it up tightly to look as if it was “holding onto Mum”? When Markle turns to the security guards you can see that the papoose isn’t even attached properly to Megraine let alone closed around ?”Archie”?

Anyhow I am wandering off topic! Basically it comes back to the hard cold fact that Meghan Markle really thinks if she believes she is better than anyone else in the world she is that person. Trouble with that is she cannot grasp the fundamental truth that is

MM you are not worth anything. You are NOT special. You are NOT important & Moreover no one thinks of you as a member of the British Royal Family. All the world sees is a greedy unbalanced individual with some serious Narcissistic behaviour, the inability to stay QUIET & worryingly the inability to EVER SPEAK the TRUTH! 

 

 

 

Queen of all she can think of..?

Any possible thought that these two (one of whom has possibly the biggest EGO ever) could have slipped silently into the night a much-preferred manner for just about everyone – has been blown out of the water several times – and sadly not in a good manner. “Here we go again” comes to mind.

With the world yes not a small village, or a town or a city or even just 1 country – the ENTIRE world as we all know it is suffering a virus that is new & deadly. The WHO has declared Covid-19 a pandemic, larger than anything ever seen in peacetime & yet the Markle Machine has to keep spurting out nonsense!

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The Serbian military sets up beds inside Hall 1 of the Belgrade Fair to accommodate people who suffer mild symptoms of coronavirus disease (COVID-19) in Belgrade, Serbia, March 24, 2020. REUTERS/Marko Djurica TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

 

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A hospital in North Italy

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Ambulances drive onto the docked “Splendid” passenger ship as the first patients with coronavirus disease are transported to the ship, which has been transformed into a hospital, at the port of Genoa, Italy

Anything to ensure we don’t forget her in this time of great sorrow as people’s friends, family & colleagues have DIED but DOES this MATTER TO MARKLE? NO – NOT A Dammed single jot. Was her gravest concern about friends & family? She did say “I haven’t been able to see my mom” since relocating to LA. Sadly nothing else seemed to matter other than this her biggest concern was Covid-19 pushing her off the most talked about item/person/outcome on this planet.

Why do I call her “data” Nonsense? Well as 90% of the world is currently in Lockdown, companies who depend on people visiting, tourism, or just “mobile people” are in dire financial straights as one after another the High Street shops have closed, café’s, bars, pubs, eatery’s, department stores, schools, etc. all of these places are no longer open & thus product is not being sold. Here in the UK our farmers are having to THROW AWAY MILK as the billion pints normally sold via high streets has stopped.

Down the drain: Dairy farmers share stories of their 'utter ...

 

These are serious times and serious issues & these issues will continue to BE ISSUES for more than a few months. It is possible that it may well take years to recover from this pandemic. This is how the world is at the moment. Pity parties for self entitled ex royals are possibly the furthest thing from anyone’s minds – except for Megraine

Those allowed (yes ALLOWED!) to go to work are our heros of the moment & sadly due to their intensive work load we are seeing many of these first line medical people dying from Covid-19. Our doctors, nurses, support staff for medically related items (sonograms X-rays etc. still are needed to confirm pneumonia) along with the staff who clean hospitals, who remove rubbish from our homes, the staff in supermarkets, those who get the food to the supermarkets & who deliver it to those in Self Isolation along with those working in certain industries (swapping out previous works to change to make PPE), and nearly 3 quarters of a million volunteers who are out helping those who have to be “shielded” (new term for Isolated folk!) (I am sadly one of these who may NOT go out! I take it very seriously as I know only too well how fast my immune system fails).

There are millions of people like me in the UK, billions around the world? It would be the height of selfishness to go out, get infected & need hospitalisation when by staying home I protect the NHS workers, those like myself, reduce the loading on hospitals and so forth.

London ExCell centre converted into a Nightingale hospital in 9days with 4000 beds

This is the first Nightingale Hospital in the UK, built in 9 days, 4,000 beds in the ExCell building in London. Built by members of our Armed forces, UK specific trades (water electricity & lots OF pipping) New NH’s for the NHS are being built in the NEC Birmingham, South Shields (Newcastle) Glasgow, Cardiff & Exeter to name but a few.

Even when Prince Charles announced that he had tested positive for Covid-19 & had mild symptoms – every other royal sent out messages of hope, love & compassion. M wouldn’t allow Harry to return to the UK (Apparently M “BANNED” Harry from leaving her in LA!) and NOT a sound was made to show anything supportive for her father in law – Harry’s father – who after all is the only person who is giving them money! Would it have HURT to say something to Charles? What would she have done had Charles died? No doubt ignoring all the rules & regulations that have been put in to protect billions (total lockdown, no internal or international flight.

Had Charles died, Markle would have made herself to be one of the only two people allowed (justifiably in her rather sick brain) to break the world’s quarantine levels, dragging Harry by the ear, onto a private plane to take them from LA & back to the UK. The only reason I can think of would be to wear BLACK & have photographs taken & show her “in mourning” for the “Man who was like a father to me”. The real reason for breaking every current “law” would be to see if Charles had (in her oh so selfish hopes & desires) edited his will to reflect her “adoration” of the man who walked her down half an aisle at her wedding (having picked up the eye watering costs of her wedding dress, veil, evening dress etc.) Enough to ensure she no longer had to rely on the ever-shrinking amount she was able to use from Harry. If Charles hadn’t then it meant Markle would have to continue to strip everything off Harry which could be a rather decent amount seeing as Charles is Harry’s father!

But thankfully Charles only had a very mild occurrence and is doing well in recovery. So back to the topic that even in the middle of all of this the “Markle Menace” has to stay relevant. WHY? She is a fraud. She has lied so often to the UK, the Royal Family & basically everyone is it seems about so many things from childhood through to every thing done in the here & now. I guess somewhere in what substitutes as a brain?

MEME REALLY thinks she is something bigger, more important & Grander than any and EVERY other person, being, idea or something we don’t have a word for – Markle thinks SHE is the HEAD/QUEEN, appointed leader, best equipped & most intelligent being on this planet – and had we set up interstellar traffic & other planets within our solar system Markle would be “THE” Person for ALL and EVERY THING! Modest eh?

So, our “Queen of the solar system” has announced her new endeavour ArchEwell Rachel anagram as their new foundation (this is just a few days after letting out a statement that they will be thinking about if another foundation really is required AND, that they are taking a couple (more) months for “family time” – hang on a moment – wasn’t there a short break due to the “stress & Pressure of being working royals with a baby” as in the “Documentary” from Africa where they both tried to “cry wolfie” again, used EVERY “card” possible gender, racial, overwhelming pressure of being a royal.

Where all MEME only had to do a few engagements in the previous 12 months where all she had to do was to turn up, smile & shake hands then had a LONG break, a couple of weeks in the Med then she flew to watch tennis in NYC, in fact there has barely a 2 month gap where MEME wasn’t  “resting” Like the 7 weeks before Christmas, then 4 days of “work” in the UK in January – dropping the bomb of “We are Quitting” & Ran directly back to wherever MEME Was really staying leaving a very wet blanket Harry to sort the mess out that had just exploded, not even giving the BRF a heads up.

Pregnant – not again please?

Dear MEME surely you enjoyed going to the Lion King premier?? It got you £3 Million UK pounds & you got a voice over as well!!) Everything about MEME from the very obtuse behaviour at the engagement video, to the 19 month pregnancy (ok I know it was only 11.. it felt like an elephant pregnancy – 18 months) So, if MEME can’t get a job, then perhaps she will become “pregnant” to ensure a decent amount of money coming in!

How Covid-19 is affecting ALL of us..

The list of what one can’t do is far longer than what one CAN do – Shop 1 x week, walk outside 30 minutes, attend your doctors or hospital appointment IF NECESSARY – many have actually been postponed. That is the long list of WHAT WE MAY DO here in the UK! It is possibly very similar all over the world)

No Job to earn money?

I have considered all things and I have found a way to employ MEME All about ME. For prisons there – so MEME Could go into prisons & give them all a “Talk” – one of her long word salad all about MEME – I am sure that the list of reformed prisoners would be very long! Anything to avoid having to listen to her nauseating voice! Every prisoner could be allocated 1:1 with her if they were seriously bad… What would they do to avoid this torture? Would it be an against human rights? No. surely not – she’s only talking! The results I think having seen many people on Social media whom have listened, watched & dissected MEME’s ability to be so incredibly compassionate, kind, caring & totally unselfish (not) could make prisoners the best behaved people on planet earth & Megraine wouldn’t understand the REAL reasons why!

 

 

Royal Round-Up: 9th April

Saffy – peace from these two? Hazbean could very well be silent since that’s more this “thing”.. But Mega-mouth/Mega-phone cannot cope unless she is in the news somehow. The fact that Covid-19 has pretty much “Closed the planet” & knocked her off the 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th positions has only made her even more jealous!! Can’t see her quietening down for a long time – say another 40yrs? Although she’s a smoker & a sunbather – so knock off 5yrs! Even from the grave Markle Madness would STILL be telling us WHAT to do! (We are averagely more intelligent than the Markle Moocow is I doubt her IQ goes beyond 100.)
Oh well have a HAPPY EASTER to all who follow it, Top of the day to everyone, be safe, stay home, protect the 1st line workers – Doctors Nurses & other wonderful people who are risking their life to preserve ours –

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Hello everybody – I’m back!

Firstly, I would like to say a massive thank you for all the lovely and supportive comments about me taking a short break from the blog; it was really touching to read and I really appreciated everybody’s kind words – it meant a lot ❤️

With that said, I was really missing the blog and taking the piss out of Dumb and Dumber— so without further ado, let’s review the backlog of royal news that has occurred over the last few weeks!

Meghan and Harry move to LA

Well we all saw that one coming a mile off, didn’t we?

Yep – despite Meghan’s fans still vehemently insisting that she is not at all predictable, even though all of our own predictions were accurate in regards to her movements, Meghan did the most predictable thing yet and moved back to LA with Harry and Archie—…

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So long farewell & make sure the doors are locked on your way out!

Finally, the last day ever of the Harry & MEME show is here. Even their departure stinks considering the current climate with Covid-19 But then we have come to know & are almost acclimatised to their parody in the media.

On the 31st of March 2020 The very last day of “being Royal” for Harry & Meghan. For many it can’t come to an end fast enough. Whilst the world battles against the increasing numbers of ill & dying due to Covid-19, Harry & MEME think it’s apt to declare their leaving data! You have to wonder where is their shame? So much for compassion nothing could be more selfish to make claims about how the “world is feeling” & yet they alone can resolve all of these issues! A total “word salad” of  appalling spelling & grammar, and supposed (possibly) to lift us all up, only ensures that they really DO think that they are the Messiah’s of today.

Jumping onto the bandwagon of the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge, who have been seen trying to help in reality with both William & Catherine working from home ensuring that the various charities that they have set up previously are working to help the health & more exactly the MENTAL health of everyone in the UK. Both visited the NHS 111 HQ earlier this month and praised the efforts of the teams in their attempts to ensure anyone who dialled 111 was heard. They also joined the country in it’s applauding the NHS showing that we ALL are aware of the pressure it is under, that though we cannot help them out with the workload, we do still have great faith & respect for all working in hospitals, makeshift or otherwise.

Where were the Sussex’s? No where to be seen or found – instead they released information that they had in fact LEFT CANADA & MOVED TO LA!

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Photo by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex on March 30, 2020. Image may contain: text
The Last Post – comments are turned off.

“As we can all feel, the world at this moment seems extraordinarily fragile. Yet we are confident that every human being has the potential and opportunity to make a difference—as seen now across the globe, in our families, our communities and those on the front line—together we can lift each other up to realise the fullness of that promise.

What’s most important right now is the health and wellbeing of everyone across the globe and finding solutions for the many issues that have presented themselves as a result of this pandemic. As we all find the part we are to play in this global shift and changing of habits, we are focusing this new chapter to understand how we can best contribute. While you may not see us here, the work continues. Thank you to this community – for the support, the inspiration and the shared commitment to the good in the world. We look forward to reconnecting with you soon. You’ve been great! Until then, please take good care of yourselves, and of one another. Harry and Meghan”

The last post on their “Royal” Instagram page showing that they have no qualms about putting themselves out there during a WORLD Crisis! What makes this so incredibly “all about them” statement seems to (as ever) push their narrative first & sod the rest of the World. Better still they turned off comments ensuring no more negative posts from people around the world, who had seen just what these two were really like & had for the last few months posted negative posts in reply to their sickly often copied quotations.

Not only are they absolutely irrelevant but they seem to pander to the point of patronising us the public as they make out their claims of what they see, feel & “know” (*Cough!) – this so useful post a few weeks possibly MONTHS TOO LATE!

Photo shared by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex on March 24, 2020 tagging @who. Image may contain: possible text that says 'World Health Organization RECOMMENDATIONS Wash your hands often Avoid touching your your face Practice good respiratory hygiene Maintain social distancing Seek medical care early if you show symptoms Stay informed; follow local health directives'MM Copied WHO Information since she had no ability to create something worthy.

Well at least it was well written – I have corrected spelling & grammar in their leaving speech as it was embarrassing  

Now having done a “moonlight flit” from Canada to LA – supposedly with baby “A” whom they had refused to bring to the UK due to “Coronavirus” (Covid-19), took supposed child to one of the worst places for the catching the virus in the USA! Strangely absolutely NO mention of the child has been made after a somewhat over the top comment about how “A” was starting to walk & talk… (the magical child who whilst in M’s “belly” grew & shrunk, was very visible & then totally gone within hours for near on 10mths)

At this point we have moved onto the dire state of the world as the Covid-19 Pandemic, which has by today (2nd April 2020) caused worldwide infections, deaths & is really all of the headlines:

Globally 823,626 confirmed cases *increased in past 24hr by 72,736

Globally 40,598 deaths *increased in past 24hrs by 4,193

However, MEME cannot cope with the fact that Covid-19 has more headline space than herself! We start getting more fluff pieces, stories of how she has “many things in the pipeline”, & finally a message to the world according to MM – that they will be taking the next few months to settle in & work out what really needs their help…

Against their lack of support, compassion or any feeling for those who are working long shifts, are medics, truck drivers delivering much needed supplies, shop staff working around the clock to get supplies onto shelves, volunteers doing any & everything. Not once in the past 4 months have these selfish people offered help (unless you class copying the WHO data on how to wash your hands “help”). Even when Prince Charles became infected there was nothing publicly said or done – such is Markle’s NEED to control the narrative. I guess we should be grateful that she’s been busy sorting out the removals of her life in Canada, so this was what the Nation’s (or World’s) gift on Mother’s Day.

Photo by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex on March 22, 2020. Image may contain: possible text that says 'MUMMY. MUM. MOM. MAMA. GRANNY. NAN. THANK YOU'
The uninspiring “Mother’s Day” Post..

Then we have the ABSOLUTE opposite from Prince William which only then goes on to make Prince Harry LOOK even worse. Prince William wants to RETURN to the NHS as an air ambulance pilot to do his bit in the fight against coronavirus

  • Prince William, who flew as a medic with East Anglian Air Ambulance until 2017, has suggested he misses it
  • The 37-year-old made the confession on visit to NHS call centre in Croydon, south London, earlier this month
  • A source said Duke of Cambridge wants to help in the Covid-19 pandemic as it continues to rip across Britain
  • The Prince is seeing out the coronavirus crisis at Anmer Hall in Norfolk with his wife Kate and their children
  • Coronavirus symptoms: what are they and should you see a doctor?

Prince William wishing he could do more to help, along with going back to the air ambulance where he served in before stepping down to take on more Royal Duties. This is what the British Royal Family have been known for – acts of courage, determination self sacrifice & help to the people. But this is a different tale to tell.

Harry could fly helicopters so why isn’t he here in the UK helping? He could fly people, supplies even the ARMY has brought in their many platoons to help build & run a new hospital in London – “The hospital, being set up in London’s ExCeL centre, is due to be operational this week, despite building work only starting last Wednesday. The 4,000-bed facility will be split into more than 80 wards containing 42 beds each and will be one of the biggest hospitals in the world, according to its chief operating officer, Natalie Forrest.” (BBC news)

So at the end of 20 months of becoming a member of the British Royal Family, Meghan has left – and the future of Harry & Meghan remains to be seen. But for now we should have some peace & quiet from that front after all how do you beat a pandemic?

So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen GOOD BYE!!

 

 

Shameless Attention Seeking From The Irrelevant Sussexes In A Time Of Crisis

And so the media circus continues, MEME Megraine Markle hounding a lost cause not because she has a right to, but because SHE THINKS she has a right to it. The level of stupidity from both Harry & Markle is astounding.

The world is suffering the biggest calamity for over a century & MEME thinks she can just “knock it off its position in the news” So SHE can be in the top position – Wow isn’t it sad that MEME Megraine has lost “her position” *(in her mind only) as TOP News to Covid-19. A virus has beaten poor MEME in the world of media possibly because unlike Megraine the Covid-19 problem is real, has real effects and has caused many deaths.

MEME is a bit like a virus in that she spreads herself as far as possible to garner attention, flaunts everything she has (*vomit), requires vast amounts of money to keep going & is desperate to ensure her position as top media story in the world. Wow. What an EGO!

As the 1st of April nears & the world is really NOT looking at Harry or MEME, they are going to discover that the world does not need them, definitely does NOT WANT them and more to the point – they are completely irrelevant to anyone regardless of her hype & his tantrums.

Plugging as much on Social Media as they can, but also with NO RESPECT that the world is SUFFERING! That no one is really posting anything positive (that takes up so much of MEME’s time – removing the vast number of NEGATIVE posts from everyone (apart from her “diehard followers” who must be in need of mental therapy to keep following) – most posts on the Ig account are from people who are trying to get through to the Sussex Fans & Harry & MEME telling them loud & CLEAR – that they are not needed! That we all feel they should pay their own way, and that we have more important things to work on at the moment.

That must hurt!! We are all working on MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN MEME…! OK it makes us laugh in contempt at her self serving behaviour, but should I be kind and say poor things, Covid-19 has cost them their position? Or they must be having some problems getting by? – no, I think the louder we point out that these two are useless, unimportant, vain, purposeless & blatantly incompetent the better. HMTQ Really MUST remove all titles & Prince Charles really needs to reduce his “gift of finance” to them.

Whatever happens these two duplicitous nobody’s is ultimately on their on heads. They have lied, cheated, been vocally irresponsible from day 1 and have hurt the very people they should have been kind, caring & loving towards.

Roll on 1st April and all around the world people will be sighing a breath of relief – that the pair of selfish twats have finally left the building!

Why The Sussexes Need To Be Shutdown Immediately

I have to admit I have come to the end of the rope with Harry & MEME.


Up until this week I had hung on to Harry thinking he was in an abusive relationship & still needed to be “saved”

No longer. If anything my ire is up so high I am here at stupid o-clock writing about this wonderfully restrained blog about the sick stupid thoughtless behaviour of the Sussex’s.

Should action be taken? Absolutely & it needs to be taken quickly, & it needs to be brutal. Nothing short of removing all titles (including “Prince”) & immediate withdrawal of funds, along with every internet /Social Media platforms should not just be taken down, but there need to be punitive measures need to be taken against this pair of self righteous craving adoration & attention seeking from muppets who really cannot see just how idiotic their behaviour is.

This needs to go global and faster than Covid-19 which will kill thousands more as it mutates & becomes more linked to SARs the scary thing of JUST HOW Potential for HARM their posts are – and I would rate it at the same level as Covid-19.

TBH I think although it has an 87.6% chance of actually killing me, I would rather take Covid-19 on as a friend then every have ANYTHING to do with MM/MEME/ Megraine/All About ME & the many thousands of other equally correct names that this grifter has attached due to her behaviour.

As for “just call me Harry” – we will. No longer a duke, or a Prince -I actually am having problems working out WHAT Harry is equivalent to as saying he’s like a washed up rag is almost insulting to the old rags that do get washed up. MM is a wasp. Always hovering with her sting to get as much “Publicity” – it’s not “Good publicity” it’s all infamy & she cannot see that.

As for Charles – WAKE up & smell the flowers! Your useless second son is starting to be seriously derailed and what are you doing about it? As ever Charles backs away from confronting his own usefulness let alone that of Harry’s.

William & Catherine are now Acting Heads of State – William as King Regent, Catherine as his ever supportive wife. These two have the brains, compassion, truthfulness, care, love & everything needed in a crisis & have been out to thank people on the front lines.

But, due to his grandmother being very old & possibly a bit too sentimental about her grandson, his Father being a weak & pathetic chocolate fireguard, the actuality of Having to make decisions regarding the Sussex idiots is falling on William’s shoulders & is that fair?

Regardless, William is more like his grandparents than his mother, father & brother, and with Catherine’s support he will be the best of all of them if given the chance.

Saying that is because if nothing is done about the gross stupidity, lack of common sense & Machiavellian behaviour of his brother & sister in law then the United Kingdom once over the Covid-19 virus will clamour for a removal of the Crown as head of state & demand a Republic..