The Desperate Sweaty Stench Of The Sussexes

As ever the words from HarryMarkle’s blog hit right where the pain is. Sadly the pain is the UK publics, as we are still paying for the gruesome twosome’s security! (HAS ANYTHING CHANGED?). On top of all the letter writing (give me a break MM your English when written is appalling especially considering you made English your Major at NorthWestern! However, I digress.. Nothing is going in the right direction for MM – Harry hasn’t a clue what she’s got going on in her head as she never actually voices it – has anyone else noticed this? MM talks in generics – but if it came to a business plan (which both of them should have already created BEFORE indulging in their layabout manner in a Mansion belonging to a guy who has worked hard in various ways!) If the Sussex’s want to move to supporting themselves (Personally I don’t think they REALLY WANT TO WORK to EARN Money – they want Money pouring in for absolutely no reason – like it is at the moment – from Charles) neither one of them can get off the ground!

Before leaving the RF a business plan should have been written, a loan from a bank should have sufficed to set up their business (which of course needed a CLEAR & VALID POINT of DIRECTION (yes at this point we all fall over laughing) 😂😂 and the skeleton of their new business would or should have been created. If they had actually taken ownership of their business plan they may well have managed to move forwards even through the Covid-19 pandemic, after all, much of what MM likes to do is Social Media based.

There is no business plan, no actually direction & not a CLUE as to WHAT these two want to create to earn them much needed money. I would have possibly given them £5 towards a good cause IF they had
1. A well defined & followed Business Plan
2. Found a small home with 3 beds which they could afford to pay the bills for whilst they grew their fledgling family & business
3. Not had hissy fits all over the place over nothing that makes sense
4. Stopped preening & actually could be seen being creative for their business – look at Catherine – she’s been televised at the garden centre, at a school & this week having paid for the plants at the garden centre herself, was then helping to repot all the new items for a patio in a children’s Hospice. She got her hands dirty, could be seen on her knees helping to give others something to do & to make things a bit nicer for those children in their last few months/weeks/days. She had promised to plant a Sunflower for a boy who’s brother died recently – and there was Catherine with a HUGE sunflower plant that she had grown at home! These are actions that would (if the Cambridge’s were a business) that would show work being done by the directors to grow their “brand/business” etc.

Interestingly we don’t see anything about Ammer Hall in the news – other than when the Cambridge’s were clapping for the NHS. Why is this? Well it’s PRIVATE & the Cambridge’s acknowledge that the press like new from them, normally they would have been on walk about but Covid-19 has put a bit of a stop to that – but regardless as future King & Queen Consort both William & Catherine give the press some personal photographs showing the children and themselves which is why there are no telephoto lenses half a mile long outside the fences of the fields where their home is! Look at the Sussex’s – in a gated area, a mansion twice the size of Ammer Hall (10 beds) & a pool to dream of – but rather than give to the Press a couple of really nice family pictures they scream “we want privacy” then go about making a terrible noise & ferocious waves so many times per day that the planet is saturated with the stinky sicky gloop of “PR stories” (cough!) Pictures where they can’t really be seen as the camera is too small, and so forth.

I’d be a Cambridge any day – not for all the money/clothes/lifestyle etc. but for the actual PRIVACY they get by giving a couple of photos to the press for birthdays, anniversary’s special days & for not demanding that the RF Changes for them- more they change themselves to the RF.

In the end Charles talked about streamlining the Monarchy – I see a no better way to do this than chop off everything he pays to his youngest son who will never amount to anything as long as he’s married to MM – & since they are “both very much in love” it will be a cold day in Hell before Harry leaves MM – even if HE KNOWS what she is doing to him & his health!

Harry Markle ~ Traditional British Pro-monarchy Satire!

The classic tactic of deflection was employed by the Sussexes to steer attention away from LCC’s book, but did it work? In a word, ‘no’, even though there was a barrage of (largely ignored) fake PR stories that littered the gossip sites, accompanied by a video clip from Harry that would strategically pop up somewhere on social media. How desperate are they given that it’s been publicly announced that the Duchy of Cornwall (where Charles receives an income), like most businesses has been hit financially by the coronavirus pandemic? That means Charles can’t (or won’t be able to) provide extensive financial assistance to his children, in other words he doesn’t have the spare cash to fund an excessive lifestyle such as living in Los Angeles for the Sussex duo, compared to the working Cambridges.

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~~ Social Influencers~~

How do people become social influencers? Or even WHY do WE NEED social influencers? Who are they, what do they do & WHY has the more recent spat between 2 of them become more than a “spat”

In the good old days we had adverts posted on cars, packs of cigarettes, walls, Advertising boards, sports centres, stadiums & so forth. The “Social Influencers” back then were Models wearing “haute
couture” in magazines found at the dentist’s, doctor’s etc.

We may have wanted something like they were wearing -and if it was a practical item we may have gone & got the pattern, material & made something along the same lines. When we wore these items out they in a very small way became a “Social Influence”. Time moves on

Today we see, hear & almost smell things that are “up for grabs” often things not really what is needed or even wanted are landed on our doorstep 36 hours after clicking the item on the internet. We have so much more to “influence” our minds & groups of people started to realise that if they brought things they used, or knew a famous person use/wear/like then they could “push” the somewhat sheepish mindset of the not very observant public into clicking, liking & if it worked – into
buying that item. Reviews get posted online & suddenly there is a “Trend” So what happened last week with two SI’s that got them all caught up into something that became racial?

I am NOT a fan of either of these women – I personally think that both of them are making headlines for the wrong reasons & that is what is wrong with our “Media output” these days – we now only look for negatives instead of positives. There are at least two sides to every coin (I count three – head, tail & edge!) and we are all entitled to have our own view. It seems however, some people dont like that we have a different viewpoint from theirs & this is where things start to go wrong:

12 June 2020 extracts from BBC

A Canadian broadcaster has pulled the TV series of a fashion stylist who was accused of “white privilege” in a row with a black social media influencer. SE had a dispute with JM over her (“lack of”) support for the anti-racism protests sweeping the US. SE said the TV presenter, a close friend of MM threatened to damage her career. JM 40, has since apologised to SE, accepting she should have done more to speak out against racism. See below where I take the so called threat apart.

On Thursday, Canadian network CTV said JM’s reality TV show, I Do, Redo, had been removed with immediate effect. The network said the show – which saw couples redo weddings that had gone wrong – had been withdrawn from all its channels and platform because JM’s conduct conflicted with its “commitment to diversity and equality”.

In a statement on Twitter, JM said she respected CTV’s decision and had decided to step back from professional life for the time being. The network’s announcement was made after SE recounted (so this was done after everything had happened, & SE “re-told her side of the argument thus making it more salacious) details of her argument with JM in a 12-minute-long video posted to her Instagram page.

What did SE say?

SE said JM “took offence” with SE’s statement that JM wasn’t promoting enough of the Black Lives Matter movement, which has spearheaded protests in response to the killing of George Floyd in
police custody. “What happened next was a series of very problematic behaviour and antics that ultimately resulted in her [JM] sending me a threat in writing last Wednesday,” SE said. The social media influencer, who has more than 100,000 followers on Instagram, said the threat was a textbook example of “white privilege”.

THIS IS THE START OF RAMPING UP SE’s ACTUAL racial slur!

SE Instagram: I’ve been silent. Not anymore! I’m used to being so transparent on this platform. I think it’s the main reason why most of you follow me. Today, I’m opening up about something that has been haunting me for the last week. I have felt like a complete fraud fighting for racial equality and using my voice openly here, while letting a white woman silenced mine behind closed doors. In sharing this very personal story, I know that I am risking a lot. Opening myself up to criticism, bullying and potential ramifications with my job in this space. However, I must speak my truth. Enough is enough. Hopefully my voice will be heard by many and help change things for the next generation and for my daughter Maxwell… because I will be dammed if my child ever has to deal with this level of ignorance. End of Instagram post by SE

So this was all said & done LAST WEEK – an entire Week BEFORE releasing the data as “new” this means time has been spent to “Craft the tale”, make it out to be far worse than it was to begin with & from the tale from SE JM has lost her livelihood & all her markets/TV shows & been branded as a Racist. This is Not “UP TO THE MOMENT”, but being created with 2020 hindsight!

SE ACKNOWLEDGES THIS! But has not dealt it kindly to tell the full truth – only HER VERSION of HER TRUTH – SE has been “attacked for her entire life – due only to the colour of her skin?”

In a message to SE, JM allegedly wrote: “I have also spoken to companies and people about the way you have treated me unfairly. You think your voice matters. Well, it only matters if you express it with kindness and without shaming people who are simply trying to learn. Good luck.”

Is this really threatening? Break it down – I have spoken to companies & people about the way you’ve treated me – i.e. friends in positions in companies she worked with, & other people. Their answer was obviously the next comment “You think your voice matters? Well it only matters if you
express it with kindness & without shaming people who are trying to learn” –

I actually DO NOT see this as a threat, just how JM obviously needed support from others on why SE was calling her a racist because JM wasn’t 100% BLM on her “platform”.

WHY SHOULD ANYONE BE 100% PRO anything because OTHER PEOPLE THINK IT’S IMPORTANT?

We all choose what we want to be important to us – can’t we? Is our right to have our own opinions still functioning? The message, SE said, left her “paralysed in fear”.

A GROWN -UP WOMAN WITH A HUSBAND & CHILD IS PARALYSED IN FEAR? WTF! Talk about going OTT!

“She (JM) is very well aware of her wealth, her perceived power and perceived privilege because of the COLOR OF HER SKIN and that, my friends, gave her the momentary confidence to come for my livelihood in writing,” she said. She also expressed disappointment that JM had NOT used her platform to support Black Lives Matter, despite being “very vocal” about other causes. This is the CRUNCH of the entire “spat” & when it suddenly went into “Racism”

This was surprising, SE said, given JM’s friendship with “one of the most famous black women in the world”, referring to Meghan Markle.

Hang ON a moment you cannot use this as a reason to charge a person as a racist because she doesn’t support your movement 100% on her personal platform. Why SHOULD SHE? OR ANYONE? ALM! (All Lives Matter)

What did JM say in response?

She has shown contrition in two separate statements she released on her Twitter and Instagram profiles. “As some of you may have seen, SE and I had a disagreement,” she wrote, in a statement shared with her almost 400,000 Instagram followers on Thursday. “She rightfully called me out for not doing enough when it came to engaging in the important and difficult conversation around race and injustice in our society. “I took it personally and that was wrong. I know I need to do better.
Those of us with a platform must use it to speak out.” She apologised to SE, saying she did “not intend in any way to jeopardise” her career. JM she had “no intention of pursuing any legal action”,
countering reports that SE had been “privately threatened with a law suit”.

SE– Instagram

It’s taken me a long time to jump back on here and share something on my feed. I admire all of you posting on your feeds either amplifying your own voice or amplifying black voices. I have found the last week incredibly exhausting. Trying to maintain my composure in this space witnesses optical
allyship, gaslighting, media propaganda and just flat out ignorance. Having to stay strong and positive at home, fearing my energy will be absorbed by the most important person to me, my child.

Truthfully, I am also still incredibly shocked that I am witnessing a time where my people have been given the mic to finally speak our truth after being silenced for 400 years. With that comes a feeling of being overwhelmed…well for me anyways. I just told a friend this morning as I broke into tears, that it’s like I’ve had my lips sewn shut for 40 years and someone has just cut the thread, allowing me to finally speak about all I’ve witnessed and endured being a black female growing up in Canada and living in the US. Like where do I even start? And now that the conversations are finally flowing,

I think I can speak on behalf of other black women (and perhaps men as well) I am now realizing the amount of microaggression and racism I was exposed to throughout my life and expected to suppress. Can’t lie, I am so angry. Realizing that some of the shame I may have felt when I was younger wasn’t my fault, but the fault of people’s ignorant, privileged, problematic behaviour <insert long exasperated sigh here I have a role. I have a voice…no matter how many people try and tell me I don’t. As the days and weeks pass, our timelines will inevitably drift back to more posts about our everyday lives and sponsored content, but I’m going to promise to not stop talking or sharing. We have come so far and we ain’t going back because #blacklivesmatter End of SE’s 2nd Instagram Post

It is my personal feeling that we are entitled to our own amount of “support for other causes” when on our social media sites. There should NOT be an ALL WHITE or ALL BLACK definition which we have to conform to. No one should have the right to force another into changing what they believe or put up in support of anyone else.

In total honesty not one person on this planet is “White” or “Black” – we are all “coloured” just some more deeply than others. Think of how much money goes into less coloured folk trying to go darker in saloons, on the beach or in their homes with some weird stuff they slap on their legs, arms etc.

Whilst the world is still reeling from Covid-19’s first round, Riots have covered the globe with some of the most extreme violence towards others including pulling down or desecrating statues which are part of every country’s history. I view history as this : History is where we look back & learn from, make better choices from & of course get that 20:20 vision called Hindsight. We then take what we have learned (I am assuming that the majority of people are doing this!) & use that to shape our future – Look back & Learn, Look forward to life.

I am not condoning bulling behaviour, nor am I being racist in my thoughts, there is a difference between your thoughts/words & racism. This post is neither racist or bullying – it is meant to be a reasonably logic based post for discussion.

T’was on a Monday Morning

The Food-Van Cometh 
Covid-19 spin on an old well-known tune! Flanders & Swann “The Gas man cometh”

'Twas on a Monday morning 
The delivery van did call 
The kids were tired and starving
We’d got no food at all 
He drove right up reversing hard
And hit the flipping wall
So, I had to call a builder to come and fix the wall
Oh, it all makes work for front liners folk and all

Now here we are on Tuesday
The builders just arrived
They had so many bits around
It seemed all was going proud
They pulled out all the masonry
& took the concrete back
& suddenly came across a deep dividing CRACK
Oh, it all makes work for front-liners folk and All

By Wednesday the Surveyor called
He banged hard on the door
We didn’t really hear him until we heard a ROAR
He’d knocked so hard the glass fell out and shattered on the floor
I had to call a glazier to come here on a call
The list of workers grew again as we gazed upon the door

Now here we are it’s Thursday 
the glaziers rang the bell
But as he came inside the house he slipped and then he fell
the ambulance came fast and it even rang its bell
The cost of this is getting daft my week’s becoming hell
Just to add a cherry here, & I’m out of work as well

At last it got to Friday morn
Adding trouble day by day
The wall was fine the glass was good
I thought we’d got away
But deep inside my belly was a rumble very loud
When we realised all these workmen
Had now become a crowd
Oh, it’s all right work for the first line workers

On Saturday and Sunday
We all tried to take a rest
Trying hard to do what’s now the norm, society’s a test
in isolation we have found, our singing on the net,
to keep our minds and souls intact,
whilst waiting for what’s next,
Oh! We all clap our hands for our brilliant NHS

Our lives have gone quite mad down here
in fact, we’re really wild
with social distancing the norm these days
and staying home inside
we’ve lost the art of going shopping
as deliveries become the norm
OH Shit! just realised a delivery’s due-
on Monday in the morn.

FIN/END




(We’ll see our family and friends finally in the flesh - Hopefully NOT too much longer!)

The Spiteful Sussexes Seeking Attention (Again)

It really is time that the media STOPPED putting anything about the Sick Sussex duo when it is a day that is an important ROYAL MEMBER’S DAY – Birthday’s, Wedding Anniversaries, Special Services anything that Buckingham Palace would NORMALLY direct All the BRF Members to NOT add any media to whatever Royal work is being done. Before MEME arrived, there was NEVER (SO RARELY it’s not made an impact) a clash of media in the way there is now. WHY do the Social Media sites online ADD this to their website? It’s really UNFAIR to whomever gets “shade thrown at them” by MEME-ALL-ABOUT-ME.
Why do I put this at her door? Before MEME arrived, if two royal functions did clash (bear in mind these engagements are booked beyond two years in advance to AVOID any clashes) then the most senior Royal’s engagement would be covered first, followed by the other. Since Harry knows this all too well, and has managed very well to not clash with anyone else, you have to look at “what’s new” – Well MEME is new – although TBH it feels as if she’s been here for decades as we have had SO much in the way of fake news, anything to blow up an engagement being covered by ANY OTHER Royal. Add in also that Harry knows far too well about the way things are done he also doesn’t really like social media (we are told?!)
How do we get this deliberately throwing her own oar in on EVERY occasion to stop? I think personally there is only one way. Titles removed – ALL including Prince from Harry. Absolutely NO funding paid by the UK/Commonwealth tax payer – these two are now just Mr & Mrs whichever surname you want to use – Wales was Harry’s all through life, so why Mountbatten-Windsor I really DO NOT KNOW.
I have heard that Prince Philip is absolutely furious that his name has been used by these two. I would go as far as thinking/saying even that Philip would never have agreed that this title family name would EVER be given to a 3 times married, ex-yacht girl, who advertised in her online blog (which none of us really knew about until she was “dating Harry”) that she is ready for sex, lots of sex, as in “Yes I AM OPEN for you to have SEX & Loads of it with me so long as you pay me”…. Along with her insatiably desire for money, fame, adoration and her lack of grace, manners, being polite, compassion or any other “worthy” trait and not a very good actress to boot. Prince Philip warned Harry – “one steps out with an actress one does NOT marry them”
Sadly, Harry failed to listen to his grandfather and has since then degraded not only himself but also some has been pushed on to the British Monarchy. Having lasted over a thousand years through ill wind & dreadful times today the monarchy is being rocked on a daily basis because of MEME-Megraine. There is only one way to stop this from continuing to cause rifts between the public and their Queen of 75 years – (ok there are probably three ways!)
1. Remove ALL titles (including birthright Prince)
2. Stop all funding – everything Charles you need to man up!
3. Force a divorce?
All I do know is I am sick to my core of seeing what MEME-Markle is doing with her immense fakery and by it detracting from the REAL WORKING Royals who even in this Crisis are quietly working away to try to help the UK in a time of Pandemic.

My 3 words to MEME? F. O. M /S. U. M/B. F. B. (that’s probably a hard one to work out – begone foul b..ch
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Royal Round-Up: 9th April

Saffy – peace from these two? Hazbean could very well be silent since that’s more this “thing”.. But Mega-mouth/Mega-phone cannot cope unless she is in the news somehow. The fact that Covid-19 has pretty much “Closed the planet” & knocked her off the 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th positions has only made her even more jealous!! Can’t see her quietening down for a long time – say another 40yrs? Although she’s a smoker & a sunbather – so knock off 5yrs! Even from the grave Markle Madness would STILL be telling us WHAT to do! (We are averagely more intelligent than the Markle Moocow is I doubt her IQ goes beyond 100.)
Oh well have a HAPPY EASTER to all who follow it, Top of the day to everyone, be safe, stay home, protect the 1st line workers – Doctors Nurses & other wonderful people who are risking their life to preserve ours –

CrownsOfBritain

Hello everybody – I’m back!

Firstly, I would like to say a massive thank you for all the lovely and supportive comments about me taking a short break from the blog; it was really touching to read and I really appreciated everybody’s kind words – it meant a lot ❤️

With that said, I was really missing the blog and taking the piss out of Dumb and Dumber— so without further ado, let’s review the backlog of royal news that has occurred over the last few weeks!

Meghan and Harry move to LA

Well we all saw that one coming a mile off, didn’t we?

Yep – despite Meghan’s fans still vehemently insisting that she is not at all predictable, even though all of our own predictions were accurate in regards to her movements, Meghan did the most predictable thing yet and moved back to LA with Harry and Archie—…

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Is The Queen’s PR Playing A Dangerous Game With The People?

Hmm, These silly stories in crappy “papers” (Sun, Mirror, Mail, Metro et al) hold no water with me, so pointless to comment on them really. However, it does bring up the “what about Harry” issue.

Should Harry return to the BRF what exactly will he face? No way will he last more than a couple of months with the public’s feelings as they are at the moment – being booed isn’t nice. Should Harry wish to return to “Royal life” I suspect he will actually go to Africa for about 5 years working on the conservation & Protection of elephants, Rhino, Big cats etc. Not only will this give Harry the life he really thought he would have with MM – (Oh Harry She’s Markled Everyone, but you are the cuckoo in the nest) – or should that be with Chelsy? Doing good out of the eye of cameras and journalists. Coming back to the UK for the odd Family affair – Weddings, Christenings, funerals, Easter, Xmas, TTC (or even less). Harry would then have had time to sort out his feelings, learn to have a hippo hide, & possibly write a book/journal on conservation in Africa giving him a little edge into the UK’s minds.

Whatever happens &WHENEVER it happens, Harry’s bolthole is AFRICA, unlike Markle Harry is quite happy mucking in, sleeping in a tent, & generally living less OTT than with MM. Harry has made a massive mistake with his choice of bride who sadly will never give him what he really WANTS! But it would be foolish to think he can just return to the “fold” even HE knows that, & whilst MM bolts to Canada, Harry will head to Africa & quite probably stay there until he dies as a ripe old Prince in his 100’s!

The Harkle Hustle

Another brilliantly clear piece by A. Boffin on the harrymarkle wordpress site. I am in the process of writing up a “monthly” view but falling behind due to the number of changes the Markles are dishing out as well as various other bits of news re these two!

The Thinly Disguised ‘Sussex’ Tantrum And Retaliation Statement

Clear and Simple details from A. Boffin. Having read through H&M’s post I have to say I am more angry than I was before about the manner in which the 2bit actress is trying to ensure she is the most important person in the world – which we know is NOT the case. Someone needs to go and stick a pin in her overinflated ego or she might float out of the sky! You can see it wasn’t written with Harry whatsoever, by the way it’s written it’s all about “ME MEME Megraine” Prince Harry only comes in thanks to his birthright which MEME Megraine is trying to start a new life on!

It beggars belief that anyone can think this statement will be read and agreed by anyone other than someone needing a lobotomy. If this is how MEME Megraine is going to continue her life, then I think the men in white coats need to go and get her & Harry as soon as possible – as it worries me to think of Harry’s mental state when pushed by MEME Megraine with every little thing she’s done (His Mother’s favourite perfume to their FIRST MEETING!)

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The World has been “Markled”

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Well the news is out – the scenes are set – one member of the Sussex duo has “fled the UK” (apparently from old friends & family this is what RMM does when things get tough) leaving Harry to clear up her mess. Yes I claim it as HER mess, as she was the one who pushed for the engagement, pushed for a very QUICK wedding, (which she didn’t pay a penny for – not even her wedding dresses). And so the end of their “Reign as the Worst behaved Royal couple” comes thankfully to an END, here’s a recap of some of the mistakes bloopers definite & deliberately anti-protocol behaviours they have done.

1. The engagement Video : Megraine failed utterly to let Harry say a WORD! She clung to him with one hand then both hands then flailed herself all over the sofa & Harry basically HIDING the ACTUAL ROYAL – this was the indication of how Megraine would behave for the rest of the time whilst in the Royal Family.

2. Tiara-gate : Oh my! Such shouting & screaming was heard, Harry who is known for his temper (he took up boxing to help him cope with it – Diana used kick boxing) screamed at the staff “WHAT MEGRAINE WANTS MEGRAINE GETS”. HMTQ actually then said “Harry NO, Megraine will get WHAT I THINK IS APPROPRIATE & WHAT I WANT”. (*Harry mutters something under his breathe whilst Megraine has yet another hissy fit no doubt*). I mean, how could anyone be SO RUDE? A twice married, twice divorced woman in her late 30’s demanding her future grandmother in law, who happens to be the head of a HUGE Family Firm & is QUEEN of the UK & Commonwealth, has Megraine no shame?

3. The Virgin white ultra bright wedding : We tried to give Megraine EVERY consideration – but for a woman who claimed to be a “famous Actress” she had no actual long term friends attend her wedding. Instead she sent invitations to the A class celebrities – no doubt with a message of “You come & support me & I will help you along your way” or something – I mean, would you attend a wedding of a total stranger, especially if you had never met them, and weren’t a “plus 1” to someone who did? Harry’s best friends from childhood were also few & had invitation only to the Wedding not to the reception.. Harry is already losing his friends.

4. The Walk down the Aisle : Well we had Tiara-gate, then followed by no-daddy-gate, no-family-gate, utter humiliation of a father who was unwell but had tried to show his now rather frosty daughter that he was in fact getting ready to walk her down the aisle only to find the poor man had “committed a double faux pas in having press photographers at a men’s clothing store showing him trying on clothes suitable as Father of the Bride – except poor love – he had NOT RECIEVED AN INVITATION!

5. The Trip on the Royal Train Fiasco : HMTQ thought Megraine might learn some things if she took her on a visit. Now, let’s be very clear about this. Megraine had been given lists of what to do, say & NOT do when in HMTQ’s presence along with the details of what to wear when WITH HMTQ. Megraine had also been offered training to walk, talk & sit like a Royal – which she kind of threw out along with the people who tried to help her. No one does anything better than Megraine no doubt. But, Even when with HMTQ she failed to understand that the aid saying “HM will be wearing a HAT = YOU NEED TO WEAR A HAT. ) no stockings or tights, her messy hair parted in weird zigs with no zags, her constant clawing at Harry, ignoring people, forcing children to hug her (*vomit* Poor child will need therapy for life)

6. The Queen’s secret signalling : I DO feel sorry for HMTQ, having Megraine on the Royal Train which Megraine didn’t really care about (no doubt she’d prefer to have flown by helicopter, plane or gone up in a large limo) HMTQ tends to use the train for ALL her long journeys in the UK. (Including going to Sandringham & Balmoral!) as it runs on bio fuel and she has everything she needs from a bed to a meal or even a desk to work at.

During this trip with Megraine not long after the marriage you could see during the time they were seated the Queen rubbed her eyes, used her pinky finger to show she was feed up by the babbling of the newly minted Duchess & looked everywhere but at Megraine who looked like she’d been pulled through a bush backwards. Her hair & weaves? & Wig? was chaotic.

no hat but hairy mess & obviously thinks she’s a HIT with HM the Queen.

I’m stopping here as this is a very long piece! Will continue in another session!